Weird Story Time Yay

So. It all started as I walked down the dark alley that night. I saw a drop of water, sparkling, hit the ground and splash against my old boots. I saw the girl run across the street, with puddles trailing behind her. She seemed afraid, like she was fleeing from something. I naturally followed, curious about what was happening. I simply stalked behind her as she strode past the bar at the outskirts of town. She slipped into the shadows, and the last thing I saw from her was a slight glimmer, a twinkle almost, in her eyes. Then she ran away down into the darkness. I turned and began the long journey into town. The next night, I was back there, waiting for the girl to arrive. She did, and she stopped in her tracks after seeing me. She pulled out some kind of a machine and pointed it at me. “Who are you?” She said. Why do you need to know that,” I replied. “Because I have the Ray2000 pointed at YOU,” she retorted. “Ok… good response. I’m Joe.” She looked at me with a grin on her face and sneered. “Sure you are,” She said. “You are obviously a spy. You won’t be getting far.” I was really confused at that point. I ran, put a strange whirring noise started behind me, and the next thing I knew, I was out cold. I woke up in a dark room with no door. Confused, I tried to get up, but couldn’t. It seemed like I was paralyzed. A few minutes later, the girl came THROUGH the wall! She came up to me and started to interrogate me. It went something like:

“Who are you?”

“I told you… I’m Joe”

“AAARGH”

“lol”

“Ok… let me un-paralyze you”

“Gee, Thanks!”

“SO YOU CAN FEEL THE PAIN”

*The Rest Of this conversation has been censored due to… things… that are unnecessary*

Basically, after that interesting session, she found nothing. And I was very angry. And EXTREMELY freaked out because I had no idea what she could do. I mean, she could paralyze me, walk through walls, and… um do some other stuff that I don’t really want to discuss. Anyway, she had dumped me back in the alley and ran away. I never came back there again.

Reverse!

And here we have our 90 5 word sentences. (or something like that. This is a monstrosity I assure you ;-;)

 

It all started on Monday. It was an interesting day. Fettuccini Oregano woke up. He saw a portal on top of his Bed. It was a magnificent portal. It was quite extraordinary. It’d come from the sky. It’d come from the clouds. Intricate bordering surrounded it. It was purple and red. An eerie green glow was evident. Its center shone orange. It looked almost comical. fettuccini stepped in. It was the natural thing. He got an unnatural feeling. He got a feeling of amazement. He doubted it was real. There were blurry winds everywhere. It felt like a hurricane. Like he was gonna drown. There was heat everywhere. It was hot and blistering. It felt like fire. He walked out. He smelled like sulfur. Maybe even a ton. there wasn’t anyone around, though. He was in a forest. It was swampy. It was filled with trees. There were no animals. It was very peculiar. In forest animals are around! He hoped he was visiting. He saw some old ruins. perhaps some old remains. Maybe home to people before. They were all gone. Fettuccini decided to explore. walking through he found things. a lot of bones. They still looked fresh. Disgusting flesh was on them. Fettuccini ran far, far away. He came to a grassland. He drank some water. Feeling sick, he threw up. He sat on a dead log. He painfully sighed. He was fathoming getting out. would escape from this peculiar realm as the portal had disintegrated as soon as he had stepped out; and then he looked up and realized that the ‘sun’ was going down and the bright, saving, light was slowly flooding out; he thought it was very interesting because it had barely felt like 2 hours, and then he decided that he should get shelter and figure out what to eat, as there were no organisms around, and so he found a cave and went in, after which night quickly came, and he tried to sleep, but he heard growls, and realized that all the beasts were nocturnal and was quickly ripped apart by a hungry bear.

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450 word sentence

Dang. Well. Here we go. After trying it, I think I have come up with an interesting 450 – worded sentence. Sorry if it stinks. I tried. :/

 

It all started on an interesting day, when Fettuccini Oregano woke up and saw a portal on top of his Bed; a magnificent, breath taking, portal that looked like it had been dropped from the sky, from the depths of the clouds, with its intricate bordering and its design, with purple and red coloring and an eerie green glow throughout and a shining orange center that looked almost comical, and fettuccini did the natural thing and stepped in; and as soon as he did, he got a feeling of amazement and doubt that it was real, because of the blurry winds blowing around him like he was caught in a hurricane and about to drown, and at the same time feeling a blistering heat surrounding him, seemingly coming from the depths of fire and lava, and after all of that, he dropped out of the portal smelling like a reaction had just taken place with a million tons of sulfur and anyone who even walked near him would retch from the hideous, disgusting smell and throw up, but there wasn’t anyone seemingly around to do that; as he had landed in a forest with swampy trees and dripping moss coming everywhere, yet the most eerie thing about it was the constant silence; there seemed to not be a soul residing in the perilous place besides his own person, although he hoped he was just visiting, and walking through he discovered ruins of what looked like buildings and perhaps some old remains of homes and shelters that previous beings living there might have resided in, but it seemed like they were all gone, and so Fettuccini decided to explore; walking through he found a lot of bones that still looked fresh, with disgusting flash sticking on to some of them, and Fettuccini ran far, far away, until he came to a wonderful, blue, fresh looking grassland and drank some water; yet feeling sick, he threw up on the bank, and sat down on a dead log and sighed, wondering how he would escape from this peculiar realm as the portal had disintegrated as soon as he had stepped out; and then he looked up and realized that the ‘sun’ was going down and the bright, saving, light was slowly flooding out; he thought it was very interesting because it had barely felt like 2 hours, and then he decided that he should get shelter and figure out what to eat, as there were no organisms around, and so he found a cave and went in, after which night quickly came, and he tried to sleep, but he heard growls, and realized that all the beasts were nocturnal and was quickly ripped apart by a hungry bear.

Dream Poem

 

Dreams.

 

They whirl around me

 

They appear to see

To think

To indulge in

To follow with the heart

To do my part

 

To discover more about who I am

To make myself be who I can.

 

But dreams can be simple, yet true

They can be right to the point

Something easy to do

 

Make a living

Get a car

Have some savings

In life go far

 

What we all believe in

What we all unite as

 

 

 

 

Parts of Me?

Well. Another post, huh. Here we go…

So

My brain powers me

But it is so much more

It is what empowers me

Make my life more

 

It makes me what I am

It makes me who I can be

Like the sky it watches over,

and it makes me see

 

This big bad world

and all it holds

I can stop what is hurled

And heat the colds

 

But with this brain

this beautiful brain

I can see

I don’t have to be hit by the rain. I can be the rain.

Lining Can Be Silver

So. Here we are again… another one of these posts. today we will be discussing the wonders of Silver Lining. My focus will be… well… Terrorism! Yay! Just kidding. I know it’s not something to joke about, but I believe there is a silver lining in these things. Terrorism brings us together. We weep for those lost and discover there is more to life than just cheese itz on the couch. But what really is the Silver Lining to these things?

 

Death

Um… This is a hard one. But it’s pretty obvious we don’t

A. Want to live forever. I mean, wouldn’t it be kinda difficult? and boring? I mean, we have all probably thought about it before. Kids might want to, but thinking about it maturely leads to a little bit of confusion. At least, for me. I mean, do you want to live forever? Not ever dying? After billions of years, after the world and the sun and everthing is gone… into oblivion… Do you want to be here still? In forever infinite pain? No. Thank You

B. Be crowded. We would’ve hit a trillion people a LONG time ago had nobody died. We would’ve had no space for people and living and not enough food. Then again, if you can’t die then you don’t NEED to eat, but it is not great feeling starved all the time.

Your Computer Crashing

I know, I know… FWP’s… But it is true. SOO annoying. The good thing is you can get off of your laptop for a while until the restart occurs and go out and have a life! Yay!!

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Currently

Here is a random post. This post involves the depths of what my mind is currently doing. Lets go!

 

I am… Currently thinking about this post and what it is

I am… Currently enjoying the fresh air and typing my mind

I am… Currently feeling stressed but happy at the same time… a weird sort of feeling…

I am… Currently wearing out my thoughts for this post and wishing someone would read it

I am… Currently needing some cheese-its really bad because hunger is overtaking my soul.

I am… Currently wanting a mansion and money and whatever happiness is worth.

I am… Currently listening to the sounds of the artificial birds in my alarm clock.

I am… Currently making life occur

I am… Currently eating my soul away from the hunger of Cheese-Its

I am… Drinking some diet and spitting it out as anyone ever should do.

 

Randomness has occurred. Thank You. xD

Sooo…

Well. A new blog. Not that many people will ever see this. But what can I do. This is starting to get sort of monotonous. Writing in long sentences like this one is not exactly fun to read and might cause boredom but I also don’t want to sound monotonous so I have to start finding a happy medium. That was an interesting sentence, see? Anyway, lets get started 4 real now. We have here a blog, a website full of ideas, a site about life. Problems. Things we care about. And random posts. If you do see this, leave a comment. Let me know what I should write about. An advice column? Maybe gaming? Whatever. Let me know people who see this. I thank you for taking the time to read this. Anyway, let me know. Perhaps something can come out of this.